1. Baked chips: Kettle, Lays, Doritos, Sun, I don't care who makes 'em they're all awful.
2. Stale tortilla chips
3. Soggy tortilla chips
4. Banana chips: I'd rather eat a pea.
5. Corn nuts: This is my most hated snack food. If you are eating corn nuts and you see me coming please be courteous and put them away...otherwise I will smell them and I will walk directly over to you and I will kick you in the shins. Look sharp now.